I swear these little freaks are getting me over the edge. Every night I'm covered in welts. I've tried everything to get rid of them - sprays, traps, throwing it all away. Nothing works. It's like they're having a party on my bed. I'm so frustrated of this. I just want to scream.

• Perhaps I can someday get rid of these damn things.
• Seriously at my wit's end.

How to Kill These Damn Bed Bugs Before They Ruin My Life Bloody Bed Bugs Before Them Ruins My Whole Life

Listen up, because I'm only saying this once. These tiny bloodsuckers have got me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't eat, and my apartment feels like a war zone. We need to fight fire with fire if we want to take back our homes.

First things first, we gotta get rid of those creepy crawlies. That means steam cleaning everything and then hitting everything with insecticide .

• Make sure you keep in mind That's where they breed like crazy. Get yourself a special cover and make sure it's properly sealed.
• {Next up, the walls!|Time to tackle those walls You can {use a brush or scraperto get rid of any eggs or droppings. Then hit it with that same bug spray.
• {Finally, stay vigilant!|Stay on top of things. Those little bastards are sneaky. They can hide anywhere, so keep checkingfor any bugs.

If you follow these steps, you'll be well on your way to {kicking those bed bugs to the curb! Good luck!

Despise Bed Bugs More Than The Whole World in This World

Those little bloodsuckers are awful. They slither all over everything, and you can't evenrest without being paranoid they're sucking your blood. I've {triedevery single|things to get rid of them, but nothing works! They won't go away. It's like a nightmare with these monsters. I swear if I see another one, I'm going totally bonkers.

Bed Bug Apocalypse: My Apartment Is a Blood Bath|

These bloodsuckers are running rampant. Every surface is crawling with them. I wake up with new marks every morning, and my bedding are a sombre mess. I've tried everything to get rid of these little monsters, but they just keep coming back. My apartment is a nightmare. I'm starting to think it's time to move out.

• What am I going to do?

The Nightmares I Have Because of These Fucked Up Bed Bugs|

I can't sleep/rest/get any shut-eye because these goddamn bed bugs/parasites/freeloaders are keeping me check here up/driving me crazy/sucking the life out of me. Every night/evening/damn morning, I wake up itching/scratching/covered in bites. It's like they're having a party/feeding frenzy/going to town on my skin/blood/body.

I've tried everything to get rid of them: bombs, sprays, heat treatments. Nothing seems to work/help/matter. I even had to throw out/donate/burn all my clothes/furniture/belongings. It feels like I'm losing my mind/going insane/on the verge of a breakdown.

These bloodsuckers/monsters/critters are ruining my life/sanity/sleep.

I just want some peace and quiet/rest/normalcy. Is that too much to ask?

Screw You, Bed Bugs. Get Lost.

These damn freaks are driving me insane. I've tried {everything|cleaning, but they just multiply like crazy. My rest is toast thanks to these little parasites.

• Seriously, bed bugs?
• Get lost!
• I'm done of your attacks.

{Find a new place to live|Move on, bed bugs. My house is off-limits. For good.